HAPPY RELEASE DAY GRAB A PIZZA IT'S TIME TO PARTY!!! September 09 2014, 0 Comments

LISTEN HERE FOLKS IT'S A BIG DAY SUCH A BIG DAY WE'RE NOT GONNA BOTHER TAKING THE CAPS LOCK OFF NO WE ARE NOT. TODAY WE'RE BRINGING TO YOU A DOUBLE DOSE OF NEW MUSIC. TODAY WE'RE WISHING A VERY HAPPY RELEASE DAY TO LEFT & RIGHT AND MUSIC BAND AND YOU, BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT TOO. OKAY OKAY OKAY LET'S GET 2 IT

FIRST UP, WE HAVE THE THIRD INSTALLMENT OF CASEY-WEISSBUCH-CURATED INFINITY CAT CASSETTE SERIES, "FIVE YEAR PLAN" BY BY LEFT & RIGHTIF YOU'RE A FAN OF ARCHERS OF LOAF OR SUPERCHUNK OR HAVING A GOOD TIME BEING BUMMED OUT AND EATING PIZZA WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS, YOU'RE GONNA DIG IT. THIS TAPE IS LIMITED TO 300 TRANSLUCENT GREEN CASSETTES BUT BETWEEN PREORDERS & TOUR COPIES WE'RE DOWN TO AROUND 100 SO SERIOUSLY, GET INTO IT!!!

WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, READ THIS DOPE INTERVIEW WITH UNRULY FACTIONS. SEE, OUR BOYS AT UNRULY FACTION TOOK OUR BOYS OUT FOR POPSICLES LAST TIME THEY WERE IN TOWN AND THEN THEY ASKED THE L&R DUDES A BUNCHA QUESTIONS AND GOT GREAT ANSWERS AND THEN TOOK SOME HILARIOUS PICS. AND THEN WHY DON'T YOU READ THIS RAD INTERVIEW WITH NO COUNTRY FOR NEW NASHVILLE, WHEREIN THEY CHAT ABOUT PAVEMENT AND HOT CHICKEN AND FUCKING GOING FOR IT. FILL YOUR BRAIN WITH KNOWLEDGE OK?? READ A LITTLE.

AND DON'T FORGET THAT LEFT & RIGHT ARE PLAYING A RELEASE SHOW IN NASHVILLE AT THE STONE FOX ON SATURDAY WITH BULLY & JP5-- DON'T YOU DARE FORGET!! WE WILL SEE YOU THERE!!

SECOND, WE HAVE THE FIRST EVER VINYL RELEASE BY MUSIC BAND, "I WAS LIKE." JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO, THEY MELTED YOUR BRAINS BY BEING THE FIRST EVER INFINITY CAT CASSETTE SERIES RELEASE & TAKING IT REAL SERIOUSLY & JUST MAKING ONE OF THE MOST FUN ALBUMS EVER. AND NOW THEY ARE BACK WITH A 7" THAT'S ONE PART SUPER-FUN-90S-TEEN-MOVIE-SOUNDTRACK ONE PART COUNTRY-FRIED-SING-ALONG-FEATURING-MIKE-HARRIS. THIS IS THE "RETAIL" VERSION AKA IT'S GOT A HAND SILK-SCREENED COVER PRINTED ON BUBBLEGUM PINK (LIMITED TO 200). THE "TOUR" VERSION WILL BE AVAILABLE ON THEIR "TOUR" WITH JEFF THE BROTHERHOOD & WILL BE PRINTED ON SPEARMINT GREEN (LIMITED TO 100)!!!

GUESS WHAT MUSIC BAND IS ALSO PLAYING A RELEASE SHOW THIS WEEKEND. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE BASEMENT WITH D WATUSI FAUX FEROCIOUS AND LOS HUEVOS. THIS IS A BIG WEEKEND YOU GUYS, COME PARTY WITH US!!

 

I'M SORRY FOR SHOUTING

I'M NOT REALLY I'M JUST VERY EXCITED

WE'RE VERY EXCITED OVER HERE AND WE HOPE YOU ARE TOO OKAY WE LOVE YOU GOODBYE